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QUAINT PROTESTS
By : M.R.Sethi

Right from the time when the defiant Adam and Eve had to leave heaven as they had protested against the authority of God by eating the forbidden fruit, protest has come to man more easily than compromise.

Over the ages, however, man has evolved newer and newer methods of protesting against something he does not like. Many environmentalists have been protesting against the piling of nuclear arms by the super powers. But a few years ago some women of Germany took out a procession to raise their voice against the nuclear rat race – the procession was normal except for the fact that they were stark naked. And some women broke into the Holloway Prison in North London and danced on the roof in protest against the jailing of some a few women who had been jailed for protesting against nuclear missiles.

We protest to bring our grievances to the notice of those in power. But Hans Mollikin chose a rather unusual method of seeking the attention of Jimmy Carter, the then President of the U.S.A. The 39-year-old Baptist preacher crawled all the way from Texas to the White House. He made the 2,575 kilometer trip on his hands and knees to dramatize a call for a religious revival in the U.S.A. But his marathon crawl proved worthless as the minister found the President too busy to see him.

Young writers have their grouses against editors and young artists nurse grudges against art critics. Henry Benvemuti, a young artist of America, went to see the art critic of the Soho Weekly News, in order to apprise the critic of his works. But the art critic was at that time too busy to pay attention to the young artist. Infuriated at the critic's refusal to see him immediately, Benvemuti protested by chopping off two of his fingers with an axe. The doctors were, however, able to re-attach the middle and ring fingers from the artist's right hand.

Whenever the workers and office workers want to protest they go on strike or indulge in such tactics as pen-down strike, work to rule, go slow, etc. But in India, a few years ago, the technical staff of the Post and Telegraph Department at Panipat chose a different sort of protest to press their demand for revision of the promotion policy: they Started working two hours extra.

A sizable number of crimes are attributed to adultery. The husband or wife may take revenge either on the unfaithful spouse or on the paramour. But a driver of Texas took what can literally be called "concrete" revenge on his wife's lover. One night, bringing concrete mixture for a construction firm, the driver happened to pass by his own house and saw his best friend's car parked outside his house. Feeling suspicious, he peeped through the curtains only to find his worst doubts confirmed. The driver filled his friend's car with the wet concrete mixture. However, the poor husband was sued by his friend and fined by the court for damaging private property.

Spouse may also protest against lack of attention received from the partner. Demands for attention may sometimes become abnormal and so too the protest. Clay Farnall wanted his wife to wash his feet evening after he returned from work. Rita Farnall, his young wife, had enjoyed doing it during her courting days but after marriage she no longer found the task agreeable. One day things came to a head when she refused to wash his feet and he retorted: "These feet will not be washed until you wash them." Rita refused to yield and Clay continued to live with unwashed feet.

When months passed by and the offensive odor of the unwashed feet became intolerable Rita sought divorce. Clay was required by the court to appear personally in order to defend his case. The moment Clay entered the court the judge covered his nose with a handkerchief and ordered all the courtroom windows to be opened. Rita's petition was at once granted.



 
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     

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